Learning how to wink.

Raisins?!?

Sorry I haven’t had anything new up in forever. It’s actually been busy at work and I’ve been picking up slack so I haven’t had as much time to dick around and take pictures of boxes in a while. Message me some ideas, if you would. Maybe some inspiration is all I need? :)

I saw this today driving :)

Cross-eyed.

“*GASP* A dead hooker!”

“Whoa… wait, how do you know she was a hooker?”

“Well, I don’t know she’s dead either, come to think of it.”

“…”

“…what’s a hooker?”

“Just between you and me, I liked Rick Astley before RickRolling was cool.”

“It’s terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!”

“LOUD! NOISES!”

Girls watching ‘Paranormal Activity’ for the first time.

“Man, I had this dream last night where I had this dog that could talk!”

“…what’s a dog?”

“I don’t know…”

Ice cream man.

“Alright, girls! Hold strong for 8 cou- ANGELA!!!”

“Percy, can you hand me my dentures!”

“WHATCHASAY?!”

Fight Club.

“Hello, I’m Sam, I’ll be taking care of - OH MY GOSH!…”

Later that night, Sam was fired for insulting the guests for their lack of  arms, hands, and fingers.