Sorry I haven’t had anything new up in forever. It’s actually been busy at work and I’ve been picking up slack so I haven’t had as much time to dick around and take pictures of boxes in a while. Message me some ideas, if you would. Maybe some inspiration is all I need? :)
I saw this today driving :)
“*GASP* A dead hooker!”
“Whoa… wait, how do you know she was a hooker?”
“Well, I don’t know she’s dead either, come to think of it.”
“…what’s a hooker?”
“Just between you and me, I liked Rick Astley before RickRolling was cool.”
“It’s terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!”
Girls watching ‘Paranormal Activity’ for the first time.
“Man, I had this dream last night where I had this dog that could talk!”
“…what’s a dog?”
“I don’t know…”
“Alright, girls! Hold strong for 8 cou- ANGELA!!!”
“Percy, can you hand me my dentures!”
“Hello, I’m Sam, I’ll be taking care of - OH MY GOSH!…”
Later that night, Sam was fired for insulting the guests for their lack of arms, hands, and fingers.